the money

the money

“What made you apply for this position?”
“The money.”
“But we did not advertise how much we pay.”
“I need the money, whatever you pay is fine.”
“We did not say we pay in money either.”
“What do you pay?”
“Before we answer this, we need to find out if you are what we need.”
“Fair enough. What do you need?”
“Money. How much you’ve got?”
“Let’s see, 5 bucks and 27 cents.”
“It’ll do, you’re hired, hand it over.”
“Here you are and thanks for the position.”
“You’re welcome, here’s the receipt and notice that I smile.”
“What’s next?”
“You’re fired.”
“But why?”
“Five bucks just lasts a little while.”

© Heinz Ross, Gold Coast, Australia
18 Jan 2009

the money

Heinz

Joined August 2008

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