Trouble with that vulnerability program? This is a perfect collection of items to get your point across.
Stickers to apply to your laptop... or someone else's.
A clock so everyone knows what time it is.
Coffee mugs to quietly sip in those stressful meetings.
A little too basic for you? Check out the "fancy version":https://www.redbubble.com/people/grantsewell/works/30985301-patch-your-sh-t-fancy