Terrible Timmy

terrible timmy opens his eyes

oh my goodness

it’s no surprise.

he’s thinking of mischief,

climbs out of his cot.

timmy’s wiping his nose.

yuck it’s covered in snot.

He crawls out of the door

then into the yard.

Looks all about

making sure there’s no guard.

the cats have all hidden.

the dog’s run away.

the neighbour’s just seen him

she’s starting to pray.

timmy crawls to the garden

where he squeals with glee

‘cos there’s no one about

that timmy can see.

timmy’s gurgling and snorting

he’s dreaming of mud.

he’s turned on the hose

and it’s making a flood.

timmy’s digging through dirt,

making a mess.

he’s throwing mud-cakes

at his sister’s new dress.

he’s uncovered some worms

which he squishes through fingers

puts them into his mouth.

yuck… the dirty taste lingers.

timmy crawls on,

he’s now at the door.

and he’s pulling the hose

which he squirts on the floor.

his handprints are plastered

all over the wall,

then onto the carpet.

timmy’s dirtied it all!

on the sofa he climbs

and then to the table.

reaches up to the cloth,

which he’ll grab if he’s able.

his fat little fingers -

they grab and they hold

he pulls himself up,

this youngster is bold!

but the tablecloth slips

to his bottom, he crashes.

all the knives and the forks

and the crockery smashes.

then suddenly Mummy

appears at the door,

timmy thinks, "gulp,

it’s not fun any more…"

Terrible Timmy

graemef

Joined March 2008

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