Tourette's Syndrome

Over the years my wife has developed Tourette’s Syndrome. It started off with a few “Damn’s” and “Stuff it” and steadily got more profane until even a docker would blush.

I took her to the doctor’s this morning who gave her an examination and called me into his consulting room

“I’m afraid your wife hasn’t got Tourette’s Syndrom, she really does believe you’re a f***ing, twa**ing, c**ting, bo**ock brained, limp pr*cked, piece of shite”

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