Santa Rides a Softtail.

Winter anfter winter, Storm after storm
Time finally caught up to Mr. Claus
Weather had taken it’s toll on the herd
“What are we to do?” Was cried under pause

The reindeer, have all grown weak
Father Christmas, has grown old
Niether just ready, to give up the fight
Yet both complain bitterly about the cold

He needed more than just an answer
And he needed it rather ,quite quick
Something to pull and warm up his sleigh
What were the options ?,set before old nick

It was late in the day
And the night was near
He’ll never make it in time
Was all their biggest fear

Then came a rumbling
From off in the West
The sound of a Harley?Visitors now?
Who would have guessed?

The Sound grew louder
As the snow rooster grew close
This was not a good time
But he’ll be a good host….

The rider puller over
And stepped off his ride
This is for you Santa
Passing the keys,with pride

Rudolph had gone off
To do some promotional gigs
Where he got it in tight
With some big hollywood wigs

In exchange for his services
Rudolph took softtails in trade
And a tropical vacation for him and the elves
Where all expenses and air fair was paid.

Eight shiney Harleys
Is what Santa had now
Getting him around the World
Around the world and how

So once again
Christmas was saved
By a big red nosed freak
Whom they all thought depraived.

Rudolph the hero
Santa the Saint
Hogs instead of Reindeer
Fur instead of paint.

Santa rides a softtail
Instead of a reindeer
Rumbling instead of hoof clops
Is all that you’ll hear

Santa now rides a softtail
And quite possibly has a tattoo
This year santa was naughty
But not me, How about you?

Santa now rides a softtail
Cause even he needs to look cool
But before he jumps on to go for a ride
Take some lessons, then kick it old school

Santa Rides a Softtail.


Joined February 2008

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SOme goofyj ust came over me and felt the urge to write(type) it down

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