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  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt
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Coffee Monkey - Definition
Designed by fridley
Given the number of people who seem to be unfamiliar with what a "Coffee Monkey" is, I figured there was a quick a simple solution.... and you are looking at it. N.B. When you think of an "Abecedarian", think of a trainee or work experience person who has an absolute disdain for all human knowledge, rejects every other means of instruction, and claims that to be saved one must even be ignorant of the first letters of the alphabet. As this designed used white text, you can find the lighter shirts and the stickers for this design here
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Unisex T-Shirt

Coffee Monkey - Definition by fridley