Santa's New Sled

flyrod

Joined July 2011

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1963 Ford Thunderbird

Canon 5D Mark 2, 24-105mm 1:4 lens
Photoshop CS6

SANTA’S NEW SLED

Old Saint Nick found himself in a pickle
Those darned old reindeer can be so fickle

With feed prices high and labor to boot
Those fuzzy horned trotters no longer could scoot

He needed a car, but just couldn’t choose
The right one to fill those thirty-two shoes

It had to look good on a Christmas card
On top of the roof or out in the yard

A Ford Thunderbird from the year sixty-three
That’s what he wanted, it just had to be

An all red model inside and out
Now that’s what I’m Talking about

With competition coming from UPS
He couldn’t settle for anything less

As kids were getting harder to fool
He needed a model that made him look cool

He gave Walmart gift cards to all of the kids
This rockin’ slay didn’t have no skids

No more chimneys would he crawl down
He’s doing burnouts all over town

No giant bag full of toys and tricks
He’s crusin’ the town and picking-up chicks

The reindeer and elves decided to split
Wheels and women are a much better fit

Times are changing so take it in stride
Jolly old Santa has got a new ride

©2013 Jim Bremer
storiedrides.com

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