ways to famous (1)

He’s just been dumped
he’s feeling sore
but he’s on the up&up – ain’t nothing he can’t shop for
so he sets out walking in his newest threads
picks up a latte and some fresh made bread
& then he sees the latest thing
this Perfect Woman
all hip-swing & bling
sleek hair, silk dress, legs without end
he stands to attention and
pretends she’s his friend
smiling straight to him
from the magazine cover
glossy & inviting
an unblemished lover
beguiling air-brushed femininity
the newest model
a heavenly accessory
made to match his musical fame
seems like he’s ready to re-enter the game
so his people call some people to discover where she goes
when pimping the labels of her sponsorship clothes
next – a trip to club-land to dangle the line
he checks it out – she’s with a man
well that’s o.k.
every dog has his day
everything’s fair in love and war
he’s just gotta show her that he’s got a bigger
fuck brotherhood
he can steal her from another
underground and undercover
‘it only takes a minute babe’ to catch a ‘brandnew secondhand’ rising-star lover
it doesn’t matter that her inspiration’s crap
he can keep it under wraps & rap for the both of them
he doesn’t want a muse, just someone to amuse him
a prettygirl groomed like ‘my little pony’
waiting down his yard to suck him when he’s hard, ride him fast & get it on with
someone he can trust to keep his stash safe &
look first rate at premiers in full focus with
an easy swayed cute ass happy ho
ready to spend his cash in a flash
fair play, fair deal, fair swap flapper
maybe he can get her to have his point of view
but even if she’s stupid she’s gorgeous so she’ll do
the tried & tested oldest trick in the book
his stone stops rolling
bewitched by her looks
graceful flicks, curvaceous slink
boutique roaming false-eyelashed wink
hitching a rise to stardom in his wake
not minding the orgasms she knows she’ll fake
pandering 24/7 to his ego
she’ll go far on his arm
in addition to her charms
it’s all part of winning
paparazzi love and
whilst he smugly grins at the loot & bounty of his new juicy fruit
she gets thinner
pouring out her past
winning public favour
touting her ass
and when they finish, he & she
she’ll remain
‘ex-girlfriend of’
with t.v. book & movie deals.

ways to famous (1)


Joined December 2007

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