The Ersatz Elevator, by Lemony Snicket

Warning: If you value your sanity and happiness, you will stop reading right now. The following is a summary of one of the most woeful and dreary stories you will ever read. Further reading may cause uncontrollable sobbing, frequent nightmares, and regular visits to a therapist. (Excuse me while I lie down.) Continue at your own risk. I highly recommend that you don’t.

While Mr. Poe is away looking for the Quagmire triplets, the Baudelaire orphans settle in with their new guardians: Esme and Jerome Squalor. As this sad story unfolds, the Baudelaires are once again faced with terrible secrets and mysteries, and Count Olaf. This woe betide story also includes parsley soda, an auctioneer with bad grammar, faux welding torches, and a red herring. If you are looking for a tale with a happy ending, look elsewhere.

The Ersatz Elevator, by Lemony Snicket

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