I have been working on a series of abstracts of the planets and since I began one of the planets has been downgraded to a minor something or other.Those of us who live on the Planets La La and Hyan have had an extra ordinary two thousand year annual general meeting to discuss the possibility of getting as many visitors to Pluto before Richard Branson. If only he would concentrate on his Pickle and let the rest of us inter galactic experts get on with it.
Anyway as Pluto is an extremely cold planet we thought it might be a good idea to let you see the wonderful radiators which are positioned all over the Planet to keep visitors warm.
We can arrange for a tour of these magnificent radiators for a small fee. The tour will include Plutonium steaks imported from Russia and Mercury flavoured noodles from China.
Book early and book often.
This image began life as a tortoise.