CHRISTOPHER WALKEN INVENTED AWESOME – NOW YOU CAN BE TOO!
You know what the biggest problem is with every single Christopher Walken movie (apart from nothing because they are all so awesome, even “Brainstorm”)? The biggest problem is of course when the movie ends!!!
Well we took that problem, studied it for 16 months, did hundreds of unethical tests on animals, and even invented a new branch of mathematics know as Walkenetrics as a by-product, until final arriving at the solution you have in front of you; a T-shirt bearing the face of the man himself, Chris Walken.
And if my calculations are correct you should be moving your mouse cursor a little to the right and clicking on that ADD TO CART button rigghhhhhtttt abbbouuuuutttt nowwwwww.
Or if my calculations are wrong, then you probably fall into the 0.8% of people that our research found masturbated uncontrollably whenever presented with an image of Chris Walken (which we termed The Walkenbator Percentile). If that’s you, then once you’ve reached climax please click the ADD TO CART button and buy this shirt.
Oh hey there, are you still here? Click the ADD TO CART button now!