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  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt


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NASA announced that a 1000 ft. asteroid #99942, named Apophis, will pass within 19,000 miles of Earth on Friday, April 13, 2029. and just miss us. Sure.

Apophis Slim Fit T-Shirt

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