"Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves."
"What if the problem is too many wolves?" is a question I have received a lot, and my answer is shut up and get more wolves" -- @LeBearGirdle
Any proceeds to Breast Cancer Research Foundation at request of original tweeter, who made me laugh so much. (https://www.bcrf.org/)