Swole is the new coal. And if you've been bad, Santa is bound to give you two lumps of it for Christmas this year. This funny holiday workout t-shirt or tank is for any fitness fan who's all muscle. Show off your love of weightlifting with this humorous gym shirt. The text says, "I'm so bad, Santa gave me two lumps of swole for Christmas" in red with a couple arrows pointing at your bulky bodybuilder biceps.