Doctor

Stupid doctor
You watched me suffer in pain
Stupid doctor
Don’t blame my poor brain.

So try Acid-Reflux
It causes burning of the stomach and nausea, too
Also causes carsickness
Let’s pop pills for this, too

You stupid docor
If I could just kick you once in the nads
You’ve taken care of me since birth
You should know me vs. fads

So try acne cream
Though it’ll dry out your face
In a few months – discard it – it’ll cause kidney problems,
So don’t put it to waste!

You aggravating, stupid doctor
I hate your disapproval
And I hate your ‘mmm-hmms’ and ’okay’s’
We’ll just give that Sinusitis a removal

So try this blood test, since you keep feeling faint
MRI and EKG
You’ll have to go to the hospital
It’s the only place open for me.

You brainless, aggravating, stupid doctor
Don’t ask me if I’m pregnant
Don’t ask me STUPID questions
You think I’m stupid enough to do it?

You’ve missed my cries for help
Because mom and dad’s money is your friend
I hate you, I hate you
And your allergy testing pen.

Doctor

Raechel deMink

Joined January 2008

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For years I’ve suffered from anxiety, and for years I’ve gone through multiple tests, and this is a poem to my doctor about how he couldn’t just give me an answer.

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