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  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt
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'Pretty Melbourne Boys are Aloof'
Designed by ellejayerose
*_'Pretty Melbourne Boys are Aloof'_ they won't let you borrow their comb or stare them in the eye....this is why....they wear dandy, shiny pointy shoes for you to shoe-gaze and lust over your hopeless new romantic boy.....perhaps their discomfort stems from the tight cut of their Jean?*
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Unisex T-Shirt

'Pretty Melbourne Boys are Aloof' by ellejayerose