It`s Friday arvo….ya can`t be late
you`re off to the pub to see ya mates
the beer`s cold and wet..and flows like the tide
and the first six schooners don`t touch ya sides

then ya feel a warmth just start to creep
and throughout ya body it begins to seep
then ya get that well worn plastered smile
that “stunned mullet” look..across ya dial

but ya continue on..well,..ya not sure why
it`s the thing ya do..`cause your a guy
then ya need to “GO”..and ya map out the track
and it`s two steps forward…and ten steps back

of course ya know the way…..ya been there before
still…..ya just can`t find that bloody door
and ya swaying there..while ya eyeballs float
`cause ya think someones moved..the door that says “blokes”

but of course that ain`t true..it`s ya eyes that are blurred
and ya can`t ask for directions..`cause ya speech is too slurred
hey…but ya manage to find..the way back to the bar
but they deny ya that “roadie”..`cause ya filled ya quota

so ya outa there now..but ya still need that `pee`
ya lost all direction..but still find that tree
and with ya trousers round ankles…ya grin like a gnome
as ya pee in the front yard…of somebodies home

then ya continue on…by now ya need bed
but that ain`t to be..its a garden bed instead
and when ya do wake..with the mornin`s first light
ya toddle of f home..once ya focused ya sights

but ya head pounds a beat..and ya body`s in pain
and ya tell yarself..ya won`t do this again
though ya know that`s not true..well ya said that before
one call from the fellas..and ya fly out the door



Sydney, Australia

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