Ah, Zaphod Beeblebrox: part-time galactic president, inventor of the pan-galactic gargle blaster, worst dressed sentient being in the known universe, and former owner of a lucrative second-hand biro business.
The corporate logo, based on Beeblebrox's own polydextrous handswriting, has only recently been retrieved from under a disastrously collapsed Hrung on Betelgeuse Seven, and is presented here on a range of merchandise, all profits from the sale of which will go to the galactic government to pay for the therapy of the policemen sent to pursue him after he stole the starship Heart of Gold at its launch.
PURVEYORS OF PERFECT* PRE-OWNED PENS
*Perfection not guaranteed. Galactic Registered Company No. 9682651996416. Directors Z. Beeblebrox, V. Voojagig