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  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.
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Colonel Steve Austin, the SMDM
Designed by drquest
Colonel Steve Austin, a man barely alive. We can rebuild him, and it will only cost 6 Million dollars! What a bargain!
Available on +59 products

Unisex T-Shirt

Colonel Steve Austin, the SMDM by drquest