My other body is an immortal robot.
I came up with this on 29 March 2008. Googling "My other body is an immortal robot" came up with nothing.
There's a lot written about immortal robot bodies and how they're the new rage. *Religion can't provide immortal robot bodies.* Flying heads in bubbles are also becoming popular. The cost of preserving a head is much less than the entire body and at least you can keep your face. But with the immortal robot, after you die, your soul or spirit is digitized and your flesh body rots, but you don't care, 'cause having an immortal robot body is ultra cool and sexy. While you're still on earth, your immortal robot body sits in storage ready for the fateful day. No, it doesn't act like Dorian Gray, keeping you ageless and that kind of thing, but it does provide a great feeling of peace of mind. Order yours today!