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The Status Quo is for Sissies Unisex T-Shirt Front
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The Status Quo is for Sissies
Designed by dropSoul
It's a rock band, or it should be, no a t-shirt, it's a message on a t-shirt. Really, when you have something profound or deep, or deep and profound, saying it on a t-shirt is the best form of communication. Stop all your psychotherapy and write stuff on shirts to the world or to your wife, who is your world, awww that's sweet! No it is. Make a shirt that reads "Baby, your butt is fine and I'll fix the bathroom cabinet next week." See, you write that on a shirt and you can put the cabinet off indefinitely! She'll be all mushy for you again. Back to the, er, t-shirt. I'm against the Status Quo. Whenever the Status Quo walks into a room or tries to start up a conversation with me, I'm a jerk. Seriously, "the Status Quo" like it's got a huge ego to refer to itself in the third person. Geesh! I'm "The Christina" give me a break! Next time the opportunity comes to turn your back on the Status Quo, be sure to wear this shirt!

Unisex T-Shirt

  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.



The best t-shirt ever

by Sara on Jul 3, 2018

This shirt was so soft and comfortable and perfect I love it!


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by Karen B. on Jun 20, 2018

I'm know around the office for my t-shirts ...they have to say something; whether it be historical figures, musicians or a political statement. Your shirts have a good fit and they wash and wear well. I've spent big bucks on T-shirts that aren't nearly as durable as the quality shirts you offer. Thanks for putting out a quality product

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