Many of us, in fact most of us, are looking for approval. This shirt gives it to you, and you won't have to sell your soul to get it.
Seriously people, this shirt works. 50 Helens agree!
When you wear this shirt to your girlfriends parent's house for the first time, it has the effect of a Jedi mind trick on them. You'll soon be running the family business. Running it into the ground, but still. And getting backstage at concerts? Forgehtaboutit!