There is more than one FISH in the sea

Julie Marks

Los Angeles, United States

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If you are a single woman, chances are
you’ve been asked the follow 3 questions…

1. Why aren’t you MARRIED?
2/ Why aren’t you Married?
and the very, very popular
3. Why aren’t YOU married?
(give or take another 999,999,997
As you already know, there are nearly
as many answers. Happily, many
even include factors to blame
others than yourself and/or
YOUR THIGHs. Trust me it
is worth it to hold out for someone
who is a friend and has a great
sense of humor. Instead of of
a mere cellmate to share your
life with. After hearing that question,
please pause, smile sagaciously and
give one of the following…..
In the beginning, there were no
stairmasters or low-fat high
fiber muffins and so people
and fish lived to only about 40
and now get divorced at 40!!
The pressure was on to get
married before age 25. However,
today, thanks to medical advances and
the fine line of snack products, we can all hope to live to about age 80 or more. Easy that’s
still 35,45, even 55 years to be with
a mate. Plenty of time to be married
and divorced. So, What’s the
hurry? Married people are not
necessarily better catches simply
because they were caught.?
Have you taken a look at some of the
married people out there? Frankenstein
got married, Linda Tripp got married.
Obviously married people are not
necessarily superior people.Meanwhile
look at some of our cool single
role models, Catwoman is single and
so is Buddha. Aphrodite: single
Madonna, The Lone Ranger. Actually,
all superheroes are single like Superman
and Popeye, but I do think he
loves Olive Oyl and Little Lotta loves
“porky the pig.” My hero is Robin
in the Batman cartoon. He has
a 10,000 acre facility in Riverside, CA
where he and his wife Tracy (now
there is a great marriage) that rescue
dogs of all sizes and have the best
food so his dogs live long. Even
great danes live to eighteen
eating his Gentle Giant food sold
at Gelsons and Ralphs in Los Angels.
It is easy to become married. 2.3 million
people do it a year. If you want to
pressure someone to become
something, why not pick something
a little more challenging, like the many
aliens you see in this graffiti abstract.
They look very friendly and it makes
me wonder if Nostradomas is
right about the end of the world
in 2012? My dog Molly keeps asking
me if the friendly orange people
will take her on a ride to another
galaxy and she is not married either!!
Mikey, my English Setter is thinking
about whether they should get married?
The question is a mystery just right
up there with who shot JFK? Jim
Marrs who wrote Crossfire documents
who that was? What a tragic loss :((.
Actually some oft he best things in life
are free so why limit yourself to
being dissatified by one relationship
when you can be dissatisfied by
an infinite variety. In summary, I say
let’s stop pressuring women to marry for
the sake of marriage. Instead, I say;let’s
start pressuring people-both men
and women-to strive to become wiser,
more communicative, more honest,
more soulful to increase the potential
field of just better, happier people. I
don’t mean to be disrespectful, especially
after working with the numerous
divorced parents and messy child
custody fights and pre-nuptials, but even
God is Single. Even my housekeeper
born in El Salvador is not married.
Looking at this bark
abstract, who would you marry?
Maybe if you look at this in
the large format, you won’t
be single much longer!!

So stop giving women a hard time!!

I do have a wicked sense of humor
and hope you find this amusing. :))

Given that this symbolic bark art
abstract has an oriental
motif, all proceeds for the sale of this
abstract will be donated to Art4Japan,
an amazing group created by the
brilliant painter and artist, Sophie

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