So what makes these new pulsar beam swords more than
eexxxttttrrrrraaaaaa-ex-ordinary Bashir? Well ambassador Crenitar Canasect Beetlepillar Slugwasp, you will not be disappointed after your 559 light year journey. These are outfitted with the most powerful pleasing paisley lOve known to all species kind. As shown on the wall screen behind me they even have built in “GPS” [Galactic Positioning Satellite] as demonstrated locator so you can always stay in touch with the Pakistani Starfleet or the Crenitar Canasect High Command making them the ultimate anti-bad dOve weapon you will ever ever see!
Oh wow Bashir! I am most certainly not disappointed!