Pakistani Starfleet Astro Archeologists

Kenny Irwin

Palm Springs, United States

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Upon landing on Planet Tredthador, they find a very barren jeanisized landscape with plumes of toxic gaseous smoke plumes shrouding the once sapphire colored sky. It is the Pakistani Starfleet Astro Archeologist’s job to find out what happened to this civilization and why the planet is nearly lifeless. Was it they could not get along? Was it self fulfilling greed that consumed them or even worse? The planet is consumed in shroud of dissipating smog with root stumps, fragmented lakes and seas and ruins of vast cities estimated to be over 50,000 years old in term of sol years. Upon descending the Bedford Starship’s revolving plank to the planet’s surface the team is deeply saddened and disheartened by the sight of decaying ruins further then the eye can see. Three of the best experts quickly realize they something rather ominous and familiar poking out of the blowing dust four hundred feet away. They quickly get to work chipping away at the fossil bed to quickly realize it’s a fossilized Businessborg. The glowing blue eyes and mechanical system in the all too familiar business suit attire is a sudden give away to what was likely the demise of the planet. Apparently upon downloading the Businesborg archo type three memory they realize there agenda on Planet Tredthador. Tredthador is rich in oil and bim resources and home to 8.6 billion inhabitants. To gain control of the Tredthador’s oil and bim the Businessborg must assimilate Tredthador’s planetary cultures to one lifeless mass of obeying zombies of totalitarian commercialistic control. Once in their grasp the Tredthadorian beings fall prey to having their planet handed over to the Businessborg and His Owlness on a platinum plated platter. One problem though and so long ago in this galaxy little did the Businessborg realize the Tredthadors where a trilobal species. They not only could reason, be self aware but also could use unending creative logic. The Tredthadors resisted the Businessborg as long as they could and a few managed to escape to other unknown worlds but the majority of the Tredthador four primary civilizations collapsed under the greedful and manipulative Businessborg assimulations that led to the planet’s eventual resource exhaustion and life giving global habitat. Once the climate was altered forever the planet’s geo magnetosphere became overcharged making it even inhospitable for even the Businessborg’s circuitry to handle. There was eventaully no one left to serve the Businessborg’s unending appetite for more and their batteries just died becoming fossilized over time. The Pakistani Starfleet Astro Archeologists learn much from there archeological digs on Tredthador after a two month mission and quickly report to Pakistani Starfleet Command on their findings.

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