Kandahar Robotics Giant Robot Store Mega Sale

Kenny Irwin

Palm Springs, United States

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Kandahar Robotics Giant Robot Store Mega Sale

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All right Rahman you have come all this way from Peshawar so you could buy the right robot with a miflfipilator transcendence actuator having thirty nine gigaquads of dram yet you don’t trust I am giving you a good price? Where else can you find a stream-line state of the art Khandobot 3000 XLSR Unit with a thermo graphing relay sensor at an unbeatable bargain like this?

Fakhruddin I don’t know, but your asking price is still too high and I Just need a used Herat Droid Series OLUr-200 Unit to help me do field chores and clean the muck out of our hover gravity repel land transport power core module.

Rahman, Rahman………..let me tell you, the OLUr-200 Unit does not have the multitask tri-phasic capability that our Khandobot 3000 XLSR Unit has and it is worth every Sonicrupee we are asking. Besides if you look at the ingram encoded laser label inside one of those units you will see it not even made in Afghanistan but in Tehran out of all places. There counterfeit robots in disguise. That region has been infested with Businessborg drones longer than I care to imagine which destroyed much of that region’s culture and heritage long ago. They wear leather and skin tight synthetics and build robots only to assimilate. You don’t want to be assimilated do you?

No, no……….I do not want to be assimilated Fakhruddin! I am buying a robot for assistance, not so I can be assimilated.

Well, it’s your lucky day because we don’t stock OLUr-200 Unit for that very reason. The Iranian robotics makers do not build robots like with fine craftsmanship like we do here in Afghanistan. Infact you will be so delighted with your new Khandobot 3000 XLSR it is actually one of the light class robots endorsed not just by Kabul Galactic Command but by the Pakistani Starfleet too. Your in good hands when you buy your new robot here at our generational family owned store. Infact we get some of the best parts from the massive Kandahar Robotics Facility. Look up and down the street and tell me you have not seen a better deal than here out of the thousands of robot dealers?

I guess you are right, I have been looking for days now Fakhruddin but can you come down on the price a little more?

Tell you what if you buy this factory fresh Khandobot 3000 XLSR right now I will throw in two years worth of energon couplers and a five year parts replacement guarantee. Come on, you cannot go wrong with that. What do you say? Do we have a deal now?

That sounds like a deal Rahman! My wife will be delighted. One of the reasons why I was buying a new robot sooner was for her anniversary. It’s in only three days and she has a big mehndi party planned.

Well, I think she will be thrilled.

I know, I have saved up for this one for a long time now.

Well, thankyou Rahman. It has been a pleasure doing business with you and if you need anything else please do not hesitate to use this repliwave catalog. We can beam anything your way by inserting these trinary code keys in your repliwave.

Thankyou too Fakhruddin, it was also a pleasure doing business with you too.

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