Reminder of a quiet invasion at Kabul Galactic Command

Kenny Irwin

Palm Springs, United States

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Thankyou for coming on such short notice to this meeting Successor Zolopigeonar and Five Star General of the Pakistani Starfleet Qasim Pir here at Kabul Galactic Command. We notified all parties involved in this current planetary crises we now face that has more questions than awnsers. Earlier yesterday on sub level 19-E when our regular engineering maintenance staff was cleaning out the reverse thrusters of an anti matter energon transthruster coil when suddenly there was a electrashort blast that blew out a door hidden behind a wall opening up a room that had been hidden for more than 900 years. Upon inspection Kabul Galactic personnel found a massive dusty scroll and alot of artifacts from the mid 21st century. Apparently these artifacts came here after the syndicate wars of the early 21st century over a debacle of UFO technology that was stolen from the sub continent. This large painting was that scroll you are now seeing. When we first saw it, it sent chills through us all. From an earlier time in the 16th and 17th centuries there is a weathered painting in the Mahal of Crypron high on a 20,000’ peak in the Bhadashan province. This painting by the famous artist Walton Ford who once visited this ancient monument from a distant land did this enhanced study of that painting in the Mahal of Crypron. He realized when he saw this painting in the of Mahal of Crypron it was a bone chilling reminder of what would come if the British Raj decided to eradicate all the passenger pigeOns on a planetary scale in the name of refined sport because of how they thought the way they cooed and looked was oh so silly. Once our world was host to trillions of these passenger pigeOns that that were the children of the spengava species amongst numerous worlds we know of today. Outraged by the news of extinction of the passenger pigeOn children that Zolopigeonar had bequeathed to this planet 180 million years ago, your father dOve……..Successor Zolopigeonar was unclear how to handle the situation until he was offered a deal from the Evil Galactic Jeanpire [Businessborg] and His Owlness he couldn’t refuse. They seemed professional, caring, courtesy and properly business attired as to make the unquestionable fine print laced deal of truthfulness. Merely the suggestion was launch a full scale Intergalactic dOve Invasion of Earth and re terraform the planet suitable for dOves only. Unfortunately the Evil Galactic Jeanpire had their own agenda. Sell the Intergalactic dOve Invaders weapons of mass COOing and at the same time sell the Earth inhabitants a number of ironious defense projectiles and plots to stop the Intergalactic dOve Invaders that only a lOve weapon by the Pakistani Starfleet would eventaully put an end to all out avian anialation. Who would ultimately win from all of needless conflict eventually? Well none other than his Owlness and the Evil Galactic Jeanpire in a profit scheming lean mean machine of profiteering. The humans soon realized they were being had for a much worse fate of assimilation by the Businessborg they called "proper integration in a mass market unending televising cycle and had to send a wake up call to ZolopigeOnar and the dOvestar. Now why is their a new dOvemaster trying to succeed you Successor ZolopigeOnar? One can only assume history might be repeating itself or maybe not. We must unlock the ultimate mystery behind this painting as it could ultimately be the key that unlocks the ultimate mystery of the true dOvemaster and the only one who may be able to awnser that question is the Fingernail Keeper of the Jegledek dunes. We must seek the attention of her advice at once before the EyeyOlk is revealed. It could be very likely that the Businessborg may have triggered an awakening of the colossus dOvebeast and if that is true the only one who might be able to save us is Khan Solo.

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