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  • Solid colors are 100% preshrunk cotton, heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester, denim heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (180gsm) heavyweight
  • Classic, generous, boxy fit
  • Double-needle hems and neck band for durability
  • Ethically sourced


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I Don't Have Evens to Can't - Ver 1
Designed by dotstarstudios
For when you go beyond "I Can't Even" and you run out of evens to can't anymore. Based on a saying I use, and having a little fun with it. Keeping this version simple and clean. Black and white - it's a classic combo. Want something a bit more dynamic and exciting? Check out Version 2 ... Thanks for looking! Comments, shares, purchases, etc. are always welcome.

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I Don't Have Evens to Can't - Ver 1 by dotstarstudios