Apple Police

Look at YOU!
So well hung!
Round and rosy
Begging me to squeeze..
Shame on you!
I’m weak and hungry
Oh all right!
I’ll pick and take a bite!
Yummy and juicy
This apple of Fuji
Bite and swallow and bite again
Juice running down the elbows
Wetting my blouse
No T-Shirt contest to enter
And win….
Hey! Hey you! Man walking by?
Can you lick my elbows
Coz the juice is ruining my clothes!
I’ll pay you well if you help a girl out.
I might cook you a pie
And bring it on by..
No? No! What’s wrong with you!
A stranger I might be
But juicy and sweet!
Can’t they see?
I’m just being me
In my apple soaked T…
What is wrong with people!
I screamed in my head
As I plucked yet another one…
So there! You might stare…

Apple Police


Joined May 2011

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Artist's Description

I went into the mountains to picnic and on the way home stopped in at the apple orchard (or as a sweet friend calls them “orcards”, so funny) anyway I picked apples for pies. Got the house smelling like spices of the fall and ready to relax. Just so you know I did not actually do this to the guy that walked by but I did have this conversation in my mind while he was nearby. I think he was the apple police because he didn’t seem happy I was “sampling” fruit ( just two) before I paid for it. He kept giving me that “eat dirt and die” look. Smiling here …because he was a cutie patootie!

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