Blonde Morning

Oh poor body forgive me. It has been two weeks since I last skinned one of your many parts. So sad to trade the flesh for a scab and leave it behind on a sidewalk for people to walk on and never even realize my DNA lies withering there. I know what your thinking “she’s in training for one of those Iron Man competitions:)” Nope, I just like the burning tumble from time to time to help me remember my age and a knowing that comes with being the next accident panting to happen. Graceful as a hungry puppy with her eyes not yet open, I took a curve and split the wit in a spit on my bicycle today. Didn’t see it coming, really! I always wanted to say that cos it always sounded so funny:)) Just thought I was some kinda speed demon in flip flops! Taking every curve in a sideways tempt that just oozed with dumb blonde doodie. Now I am proudly sporting two skinned elbows and beautifully bruised knees. Just taking me back in time when scab pickin was a past time. Kinda like nose pickin but you don’t eat em..uh huh.. Stop it! You know you did! Not me, you!
Now thinking between the spill and tumble this week I may be needing a skin transplant:) A brain would be nice as well. Or maybe just let me crawl beneath your skin, I’ll play nice :)
I am living proof that Bridgett Jones exists. I have had to change my name to protect my
penchant for thinking after the fact, every…single…..time..
For me the word ouch doesn’t come AFTER each poorly orchestrated brain fart. I make it a point to repeat it three times beforehand, “OUCH, I’m going to die and I didn’t bring chocolate but thank goodness I remembered the wine” :)) [No grapes were harmed in the creation of that JOKE]
I understand there is a waiting list for protective body suits and if [they] find out your a blonde you go to the bottom of the list. Now maybe it’s just me but that seems a bit harsh, especially when I’m a danger to myself and wildlife everywhere. I freely admit to having a life that literally draws blood weekly and attracts the wrong kind of playmates, ie… the racoons and my dog Henry Bon Jovi who enjoy a steady diet of my flesh….just sayin:)
Good morning, hope I didn’t ruin your breakfast! Bet your feeling better about those little aches and pains now:)) xx

Blonde Morning

Donna19

Joined May 2011

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My vanity was the worst injury:) But, I’m great! Just won’t be entering any bikini contests anytime soon :) Heheee! If I only had a brain….Uh huh…

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