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Vampires Do Not Effin' Sparkle Unisex T-Shirt Front
+ 17 colors
Black
Done
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Vampires Do Not Effin' Sparkle
Designed by DM7DragonFyre
For those of us who think a vampire drinks human blood, can't be in sunlight, can be grotesque, has fangs all the time, usually are NOT virgins, and, most importantly, don't freaking sparkle. For those of us who used to love vampires, but resent what has happened to them. And lets not talk about the ah... quality in which they are presented. Mostly safe for work, but what it says is pretty obvious. But its censored, so no worries!

Unisex T-Shirt

  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.

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The best t-shirt ever

by Sara on Jul 3, 2018

This shirt was so soft and comfortable and perfect I love it!

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love the shirts

by Karen B. on Jun 20, 2018

I'm know around the office for my t-shirts ...they have to say something; whether it be historical figures, musicians or a political statement. Your shirts have a good fit and they wash and wear well. I've spent big bucks on T-shirts that aren't nearly as durable as the quality shirts you offer. Thanks for putting out a quality product

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