D. J. is a cartoon character inspired by some real life feelings of yours truly. Come on ladies, you know that there are times when the men in your lives tweak the last possible nerve ending in your very existence. You can’t take a steak knife and carve your initials in his butt cheek…..even when the temptation is there. (You might wind up in jail.) And you know there have been times when you just wanted a slice of his behind. And don’t tell me that you have not been tempted to take all of his keys to a locksmith and have them re-cut, so they are totally useless. We have all been there with our men. So here is D. J. saying what she will do to her significant other if he annoys her one more time. Think about it ladies. It really does not take much effort to bury a butter container (with his keys, cell phone, and power cord inside) in the back yard. Its a real attention getter.
Hand drawn in Corel.