The Element of Surprise Postcards $2.29
I'm just a Poe boy nobody loves me Postcards $2.29
The sarcasm is strong with this one Postcards $2.29
Exercise... bacon. Postcards $2.29
Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home Postcards $2.29
The Sarcasm Foundation Postcards $2.29
You can't choose your family but you can choose your therapist Postcards $2.29
Not my circus, not my monkeys Postcards $2.29
I have the right to remain silent i just don't have the ability Postcards $2.29
WOW look at me adulting all over the place Postcards $2.29
There are 7 billion people in the world. I can only tolerate like 6 of you. Postcards $2.29
I have CDO It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order AS THEY SHOULD BE Postcards $2.29
I have no symphony for people who use words incorrectly. Postcards $2.29
The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle. Postcards $2.29
This is not a drill Postcards $2.29
Stay weird Postcards $2.29
When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. It’s difficult only for others. It’s the same when you’re stupid. Postcards $2.29
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really got on my nerves. Postcards $2.29
Low Rider Postcards $2.29
I love animals (they're delicious) Postcards $2.29
Cycologist Postcards $2.29
I've been thinking about it, and I just don't think that being an adult is going to work for me Postcards $2.29
Cat puns freak meowt Postcards $2.29
it isn't that i'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person Postcards $2.29
They’d be called F-shirts if our arms were on the same side. Postcards $2.29
I'm not a doctor, but I'm definitely qualified to go "Hmmmm..."  Postcards $2.29
Tact - Communication method used by those who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic Postcards $2.29
Skinny people are easy to kidnap... stay safe, eat pie Postcards $2.29
If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? Postcards $2.29
Squids don't have ankles Postcards $2.29
Keeping the SASS alive Postcards $2.29
BFF - Be fat forever Postcards $2.29
Broken pencils are pointless Postcards $2.29
Think ...or thwim. Postcards $2.29
I'm only half ambidextrous Postcards $2.29
You can't please everyone you aren't pizza Postcards $2.29
Some people say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people. Postcards $2.29
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now Postcards $2.29
I get in this weird mood where I don't want to talk or be around anyone. I call this mood 'awake' Postcards $2.29
I've been dieting all morning... Am i skinny yet?  Postcards $2.29
Exclamation! Postcards $2.29
Lazy people fact #61943516458: You were too lazy to read that number Postcards $2.29
This whole grown-up thing has been fun, but I have to go now. Postcards $2.29
WISH YOU WERE BEER! Postcards $2.29
To err is human. To Arr is pirate. Postcards $2.29
No Hipsters. Er... Hamsters. Postcards $2.29
I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat Postcards $2.29
Taco emergency! Call 9 juan juan! Postcards $2.29
I'm silently judging you're grammar Postcards $2.29
Nothing ruins your friday like realizing it's only tuesday Postcards $2.29
A dingo 8 my baby - black Postcards $2.29
I don't know about you, but I have thought about running away from home way more often as an adult then I ever did as a kid Postcards $2.29
You all realize that I'm going to snap one day, right?  Postcards $2.29
I think I need my dumbrella things are getting pretty stupid out there Postcards $2.29
Me? Sarcastic? Never. Postcards $2.29
Team Dean Postcards $2.29
Team Jess Postcards $2.29
Oy with the poodles already! Postcards $2.29
Suck it up buttercup Postcards $2.29
Irony: Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. Postcards $2.29
I've had short term memory loss for as long as I can remember. Postcards $2.29
My housekeeping style can be best described as "there appears to have been a struggle" Postcards $2.29
I heart club music Postcards $2.29
13.1 My longest Netflix binge Postcards $2.29
If my dog doesn't like you, neither do I Postcards $2.29
Quirkster Postcards $2.29
Fossils Rock! Postcards $2.29
Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud. - White Postcards $2.29
YEAH DUDE WHAT EVER Postcards $2.29
Zounds! Postcards $2.29
I told my therapist about you. Postcards $2.29
Doyouthinkhesaurus Postcards $2.29
Close enough Postcards $2.29
INTROVERTED!!! Postcards $2.29
Howdy Y'all Postcards $2.29
Oh snaaaaaaaaaap. Postcards $2.29
Air Guitar Postcards $2.29
Cal-Tauri's Starship Services Postcards $2.29
26.2 (Oreos I can eat in one sitting) Postcards $2.29
No pants Postcards $2.29
Generic shirt Postcards $2.29
Alpha nerd Postcards $2.29
Back up for grabs Postcards $2.29
Pretentious? Moi? Postcards $2.29
(pun intended) Postcards $2.29
There's never an outlet where you need one. Postcards $2.29
Pizza Pocket Postcards $2.29
Short stuff Postcards $2.29
Irony Man Postcards $2.29
Halfrican! Postcards $2.29
Be kind, re-wine Postcards $2.29
Mental Postcards $2.29
Wicked Smaht Postcards $2.29
Safety third Postcards $2.29
Epic fail Postcards $2.29
I'm jected Postcards $2.29
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