The Element of Surprise Greeting Card $2.40
I'm just a Poe boy nobody loves me Greeting Card $2.40
The sarcasm is strong with this one Greeting Card $2.40
Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home Greeting Card $2.40
Exercise... bacon. Greeting Card $2.40
The Sarcasm Foundation Greeting Card $2.40
I have the right to remain silent i just don't have the ability Greeting Card $2.40
You can't choose your family but you can choose your therapist Greeting Card $2.40
There are 7 billion people in the world. I can only tolerate like 6 of you. Greeting Card $2.40
WOW look at me adulting all over the place Greeting Card $2.40
I have no symphony for people who use words incorrectly. Greeting Card $2.40
Not my circus, not my monkeys Greeting Card $2.40
This is not a drill Greeting Card $2.40
it isn't that i'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person Greeting Card $2.40
When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. It’s difficult only for others. It’s the same when you’re stupid. Greeting Card $2.40
Low Rider Greeting Card $2.40
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really got on my nerves. Greeting Card $2.40
I love animals (they're delicious) Greeting Card $2.40
Cycologist Greeting Card $2.40
Cat puns freak meowt Greeting Card $2.40
I've been thinking about it, and I just don't think that being an adult is going to work for me Greeting Card $2.40
They’d be called F-shirts if our arms were on the same side. Greeting Card $2.40
I'm not a doctor, but I'm definitely qualified to go "Hmmmm..."  Greeting Card $2.40
Tact - Communication method used by those who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic Greeting Card $2.40
If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? Greeting Card $2.40
Skinny people are easy to kidnap... stay safe, eat pie Greeting Card $2.40
Squids don't have ankles Greeting Card $2.40
BFF - Be fat forever Greeting Card $2.40
Keeping the SASS alive Greeting Card $2.40
Stay weird Greeting Card $2.40
Broken pencils are pointless Greeting Card $2.40
I'm only half ambidextrous Greeting Card $2.40
Think ...or thwim. Greeting Card $2.40
You can't please everyone you aren't pizza Greeting Card $2.40
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now Greeting Card $2.40
Some people say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people. Greeting Card $2.40
The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle. Greeting Card $2.40
I get in this weird mood where I don't want to talk or be around anyone. I call this mood 'awake' Greeting Card $2.40
I've been dieting all morning... Am i skinny yet?  Greeting Card $2.40
Exclamation! Greeting Card $2.40
Lazy people fact #61943516458: You were too lazy to read that number Greeting Card $2.40
This whole grown-up thing has been fun, but I have to go now. Greeting Card $2.40
WISH YOU WERE BEER! Greeting Card $2.40
To err is human. To Arr is pirate. Greeting Card $2.40
I have CDO It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order AS THEY SHOULD BE Greeting Card $2.40
No Hipsters. Er... Hamsters. Greeting Card $2.40
I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat Greeting Card $2.40
Me? Sarcastic? Never. Greeting Card $2.40
Quirkster Greeting Card $2.40
I think I need my dumbrella things are getting pretty stupid out there Greeting Card $2.40
I heart club music Greeting Card $2.40
Nothing ruins your friday like realizing it's only tuesday Greeting Card $2.40
Team Dean Greeting Card $2.40
I don't know about you, but I have thought about running away from home way more often as an adult then I ever did as a kid Greeting Card $2.40
Team Jess Greeting Card $2.40
My housekeeping style can be best described as "there appears to have been a struggle" Greeting Card $2.40
Fossils Rock! Greeting Card $2.40
Zounds! Greeting Card $2.40
YEAH DUDE WHAT EVER Greeting Card $2.40
Irony: Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. Greeting Card $2.40
I'm silently judging you're grammar Greeting Card $2.40
Oy with the poodles already! Greeting Card $2.40
I've had short term memory loss for as long as I can remember. Greeting Card $2.40
Suck it up buttercup Greeting Card $2.40
I told my therapist about you. Greeting Card $2.40
Taco emergency! Call 9 juan juan! Greeting Card $2.40
13.1 My longest Netflix binge Greeting Card $2.40
You all realize that I'm going to snap one day, right?  Greeting Card $2.40
A dingo 8 my baby - black Greeting Card $2.40
Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud. - White Greeting Card $2.40
If my dog doesn't like you, neither do I Greeting Card $2.40
Pretentious? Moi? Greeting Card $2.40
Generic shirt Greeting Card $2.40
Epic fail Greeting Card $2.40
Mental Greeting Card $2.40
Back up for grabs Greeting Card $2.40
INTROVERTED!!! Greeting Card $2.40
Doyouthinkhesaurus Greeting Card $2.40
Cal-Tauri's Starship Services Greeting Card $2.40
Irony Man Greeting Card $2.40
I'm jected Greeting Card $2.40
Air Guitar Greeting Card $2.40
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. Greeting Card $2.40
This guy Greeting Card $2.40
Pizza Pocket Greeting Card $2.40
Be kind, re-wine Greeting Card $2.40
There's never an outlet where you need one. Greeting Card $2.40
Close enough Greeting Card $2.40
Oh snaaaaaaaaaap. Greeting Card $2.40
No pants Greeting Card $2.40
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(pun intended) Greeting Card $2.40
Short stuff Greeting Card $2.40
Alpha nerd Greeting Card $2.40
Wicked Smaht Greeting Card $2.40
Safety third Greeting Card $2.40
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