I like to party. And by party I mean take naps. Hardcover Journal $20.00
Me? Sarcastic? Never. Hardcover Journal $20.00
Remember when I asked for your opinion?  Yeah, neither do I. Hardcover Journal $20.00
it isn't that i'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person Hardcover Journal $20.00
Quirkster Hardcover Journal $20.00
I heart club music Hardcover Journal $20.00
Team Dean Hardcover Journal $20.00
Team Jess Hardcover Journal $20.00
My housekeeping style can be best described as "there appears to have been a struggle" Hardcover Journal $20.00
Irony: Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. Hardcover Journal $20.00
13.1 My longest Netflix binge Hardcover Journal $20.00
Pretentious? Moi? Hardcover Journal $20.00
Generic shirt Hardcover Journal $20.00
Back up for grabs Hardcover Journal $20.00
Doyouthinkhesaurus Hardcover Journal $20.00
Shirt. Hardcover Journal $20.00
Cal-Tauri's Starship Services Hardcover Journal $20.00
Alpha nerd Hardcover Journal $20.00
No pants Hardcover Journal $20.00
(pun intended) Hardcover Journal $20.00
Exercise... bacon. Hardcover Journal $20.00
26.2 (Oreos I can eat in one sitting) Hardcover Journal $20.00
not a fan Hardcover Journal $20.00
I call the shots Hardcover Journal $20.00
Shades Hardcover Journal $20.00
In security Hardcover Journal $20.00
Name brand shirt Hardcover Journal $20.00
I bore easy Hardcover Journal $20.00
In security - black Hardcover Journal $20.00
Before & After Coffee Hardcover Journal $20.00
I heart earth Hardcover Journal $20.00
I have the right to remain silent i just don't have the ability Hardcover Journal $20.00
Metaphors be with you Hardcover Journal $20.00
Swanky Hardcover Journal $20.00
The snuggle is real Hardcover Journal $20.00
WOW look at me adulting all over the place Hardcover Journal $20.00
0.0 Running Sucks. Hardcover Journal $20.00
Keeping the SASS alive Hardcover Journal $20.00
not a fan - black Hardcover Journal $20.00
I'm just a Poe boy nobody loves me Hardcover Journal $20.00
I'm hard to kidnap Hardcover Journal $20.00
Nerd Alert Hardcover Journal $20.00
Legalize Marinara Hardcover Journal $20.00
0.0 I don't run.  Hardcover Journal $20.00
Crazy cat lady Hardcover Journal $20.00
The Sarcasm Foundation Hardcover Journal $20.00
Black is the new black Hardcover Journal $20.00
Time for a victory nap! Hardcover Journal $20.00
I bet you're reading this  :) Hardcover Journal $20.00
I heart nerds Hardcover Journal $20.00
Free contradictions $1.00 Hardcover Journal $20.00
One cat short of crazy Hardcover Journal $20.00
I'm not braining well today Hardcover Journal $20.00
I woke up like this Hardcover Journal $20.00
I'm what you'd call "indoorsey" Hardcover Journal $20.00
Neither fuddy nor duddy Hardcover Journal $20.00
I'm Latino I can't keep calm Hardcover Journal $20.00
Education is important cold beer is importanter Hardcover Journal $20.00
Training for a marathon (on netflix) Hardcover Journal $20.00
I'm Latina I can't keep calm Hardcover Journal $20.00
Dumb as a bag of geologists Hardcover Journal $20.00
the liver is evil and must be punished Hardcover Journal $20.00
Sorry, I forgot to light up with joy. Hardcover Journal $20.00
Seemed like a good idea at the time Hardcover Journal $20.00
I moustache you for a beer Hardcover Journal $20.00
Come to the nerd side... we have Pi Hardcover Journal $20.00
It's never too early to give up Hardcover Journal $20.00
Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running Hardcover Journal $20.00
I make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow. Hardcover Journal $20.00
inconceivable - not what you think it means - white Hardcover Journal $20.00
inconceivable - not what you think it means Hardcover Journal $20.00
You can't please everyone you aren't pizza Hardcover Journal $20.00
I make beer disappear, what's your superpower? Hardcover Journal $20.00
I hate tacos said no Juan ever Hardcover Journal $20.00
Call me ma'am one more time and I'll call you an ambulance Hardcover Journal $20.00
HEY you matter to somebody. Not to me, but still... Hardcover Journal $20.00
If I had a job, I'd complain about it being monday Hardcover Journal $20.00
You had me at the proper use of "You're" Hardcover Journal $20.00
anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend? Hardcover Journal $20.00
I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048 meter pole Hardcover Journal $20.00
The more you weigh, the more attractive you are (gravitationally speaking) Hardcover Journal $20.00
Can't get out of bed send help or waffles just send waffles Hardcover Journal $20.00
Skinny people are easy to kidnap... stay safe, eat pie Hardcover Journal $20.00
This beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow Hardcover Journal $20.00
That which does not kill me gives me XP Hardcover Journal $20.00
I'm not completely useless, I can be used as a bad example Hardcover Journal $20.00
Some people say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people. Hardcover Journal $20.00
It's all fun and games until someone divides by zero Hardcover Journal $20.00
Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home Hardcover Journal $20.00
I don't always carry on but when I do it's with my wayward son Hardcover Journal $20.00
Some days I amaze myself. Other days I can't remember what day it is Hardcover Journal $20.00
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is Hardcover Journal $20.00
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll. Hardcover Journal $20.00
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really got on my nerves. Hardcover Journal $20.00
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? Hardcover Journal $20.00
When life knocks me down I usually lie there and take a nap Hardcover Journal $20.00
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