0.0 Running Sucks. Drawstring Bag $30.00
Me? Sarcastic? Never. Drawstring Bag $30.00
Remember when I asked for your opinion?  Yeah, neither do I. Drawstring Bag $30.00
it isn't that i'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person Drawstring Bag $30.00
Taco emergency! Call 9 juan juan! Drawstring Bag $30.00
I'm silently judging you're grammar Drawstring Bag $30.00
Nothing ruins your friday like realizing it's only tuesday Drawstring Bag $30.00
I don't know about you, but I have thought about running away from home way more often as an adult then I ever did as a kid Drawstring Bag $30.00
Team Dean Drawstring Bag $30.00
Team Jess Drawstring Bag $30.00
Oy with the poodles already! Drawstring Bag $30.00
Suck it up buttercup Drawstring Bag $30.00
Irony: Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. Drawstring Bag $30.00
I've had short term memory loss for as long as I can remember. Drawstring Bag $30.00
My housekeeping style can be best described as "there appears to have been a struggle" Drawstring Bag $30.00
I heart club music Drawstring Bag $30.00
13.1 My longest Netflix binge Drawstring Bag $30.00
If my dog doesn't like you, neither do I Drawstring Bag $30.00
Doyouthinkhesaurus Drawstring Bag $30.00
Close enough Drawstring Bag $30.00
INTROVERTED!!! Drawstring Bag $30.00
Oh snaaaaaaaaaap. Drawstring Bag $30.00
Air Guitar Drawstring Bag $30.00
Shirt. Drawstring Bag $30.00
Cal-Tauri's Starship Services Drawstring Bag $30.00
26.2 (Oreos I can eat in one sitting) Drawstring Bag $30.00
No pants Drawstring Bag $30.00
I like to party. And by party I mean take naps. Drawstring Bag $30.00
Exercise... bacon. Drawstring Bag $30.00
I'M SUPER DEPRESSED!! Drawstring Bag $30.00
Useless but entertaining Drawstring Bag $30.00
WOW look at me adulting all over the place Drawstring Bag $30.00
Extreme Marco Polo champion Drawstring Bag $30.00
Crazy cat lady Drawstring Bag $30.00
Whatever Drawstring Bag $30.00
Nerd Alert Drawstring Bag $30.00
Need coffee Drawstring Bag $30.00
Scan Me! Drawstring Bag $30.00
I heart earth Drawstring Bag $30.00
Coffee before talkee Drawstring Bag $30.00
Keeping the SASS alive Drawstring Bag $30.00
Problems 99 Drawstring Bag $30.00
Meh. Drawstring Bag $30.00
Before & After Coffee Drawstring Bag $30.00
0.0 I don't run.  Drawstring Bag $30.00
The snuggle is real Drawstring Bag $30.00
Legalize Marinara Drawstring Bag $30.00
I'm just a Poe boy nobody loves me Drawstring Bag $30.00
I have the right to remain silent i just don't have the ability Drawstring Bag $30.00
The Sarcasm Foundation Drawstring Bag $30.00
Dumb as a bag of geologists Drawstring Bag $30.00
I bet you're reading this  :) Drawstring Bag $30.00
One cat short of crazy Drawstring Bag $30.00
Ain't 1 Drawstring Bag $30.00
I'm not braining well today Drawstring Bag $30.00
I'm what you'd call "indoorsey" Drawstring Bag $30.00
I'm Latino I can't keep calm Drawstring Bag $30.00
I'm Latina I can't keep calm Drawstring Bag $30.00
Black is the new black Drawstring Bag $30.00
I heart nerds Drawstring Bag $30.00
Think ...or thwim. Drawstring Bag $30.00
Sorry, I forgot to light up with joy. Drawstring Bag $30.00
I will start working when my coffee does Drawstring Bag $30.00
You can't please everyone you aren't pizza Drawstring Bag $30.00
Who let me adult? I can't adult. Drawstring Bag $30.00
AD HD Highway to Hey look a squirrel! Drawstring Bag $30.00
I make beer disappear, what's your superpower? Drawstring Bag $30.00
I know, I know... license and registration. Drawstring Bag $30.00
Seemed like a good idea at the time Drawstring Bag $30.00
Call me ma'am one more time and I'll call you an ambulance Drawstring Bag $30.00
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Drawstring Bag $30.00
Beer: the reason why I get up every afternoon Drawstring Bag $30.00
If I had a job, I'd complain about it being monday Drawstring Bag $30.00
This beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow Drawstring Bag $30.00
Skinny people are easy to kidnap... stay safe, eat pie Drawstring Bag $30.00
Good things come to those who bait Drawstring Bag $30.00
I'm not completely useless, I can be used as a bad example Drawstring Bag $30.00
It's all fun and games until someone divides by zero Drawstring Bag $30.00
I was not aware that the bird is the word Drawstring Bag $30.00
HEY you matter to somebody. Not to me, but still... Drawstring Bag $30.00
Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home Drawstring Bag $30.00
in case you didn't hear the look i just gave you, shut up. Drawstring Bag $30.00
I'm not sure if I can handle much more of this "getting out of bed" nonsense Drawstring Bag $30.00
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is Drawstring Bag $30.00
Some days I amaze myself. Other days I can't remember what day it is Drawstring Bag $30.00
I am unable to quit as I am currently too legit Drawstring Bag $30.00
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really got on my nerves. Drawstring Bag $30.00
I hate when i think I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I realize they're regular donuts Drawstring Bag $30.00
The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself "the doctor" now Drawstring Bag $30.00
The officer said "you drinking?" I said "you buying?" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money. Drawstring Bag $30.00
It's not that difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart... one will see you later, the other will see you in a while Drawstring Bag $30.00
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