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Nothing ruins your friday like realizing it's only tuesday Greeting Card $2.40
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in case you didn't hear the look i just gave you, shut up. Greeting Card $2.40
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i can't stand loud people Greeting Card $2.40
Sorry, I forgot to light up with joy. Greeting Card $2.40
A dingo 8 my baby - black Greeting Card $2.40
There are 7 billion people in the world. I can only tolerate like 6 of you. Greeting Card $2.40
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Me? Sarcastic? Never. Greeting Card $2.40
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Oy with the poodles already! Greeting Card $2.40
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Call me ma'am one more time and I'll call you an ambulance Greeting Card $2.40
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WOW look at me adulting all over the place Greeting Card $2.40
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Greeting Card $2.40
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If I had a job, I'd complain about it being monday Greeting Card $2.40
I bet you're reading this  :) Greeting Card $2.40
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I hate when i think I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I realize they're regular donuts Greeting Card $2.40
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This beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow Greeting Card $2.40
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You can't please everyone you aren't pizza Greeting Card $2.40
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It's not that difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart... one will see you later, the other will see you in a while Greeting Card $2.40
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Remember when I asked for your opinion?  Yeah, neither do I. Greeting Card $2.40
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is Greeting Card $2.40
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Seemed like a good idea at the time Greeting Card $2.40
13.1 My longest Netflix binge Greeting Card $2.40
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0.0 Running Sucks. Greeting Card $2.40
0.0 I don't run.  Greeting Card $2.40
HEY you matter to somebody. Not to me, but still... Greeting Card $2.40
The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself "the doctor" now Greeting Card $2.40
The officer said "you drinking?" I said "you buying?" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money. Greeting Card $2.40
I'm what you'd call "indoorsey" Greeting Card $2.40
The snuggle is real Greeting Card $2.40
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