The Sarcasm Foundation Canvas Print $48.00
Exercise... bacon. Canvas Print $48.00
The Element of Surprise Canvas Print $48.00
it isn't that i'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person Canvas Print $48.00
I like to party. And by party I mean take naps. Canvas Print $48.00
Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home Canvas Print $48.00
I have CDO It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order AS THEY SHOULD BE Canvas Print $48.00
(pun intended) Canvas Print $48.00
I'm just a Poe boy nobody loves me Canvas Print $48.00
The sarcasm is strong with this one Canvas Print $48.00
To err is human. To Arr is pirate. Canvas Print $48.00
Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud.  Canvas Print $48.00
If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable Canvas Print $48.00
26.2 (Oreos I can eat in one sitting) Canvas Print $48.00
Need coffee Canvas Print $48.00
There's no place like 127.0.0.1 Canvas Print $48.00
Walk up to the club like what up! I have social anxiety and I want to go home Canvas Print $48.00
One by one the penguins are slowly stealing my sanity Canvas Print $48.00
Not my circus, not my monkeys Canvas Print $48.00
Cycologist Canvas Print $48.00
I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them Canvas Print $48.00
I'm hard to kidnap Canvas Print $48.00
13.1 My longest Netflix binge Canvas Print $48.00
Safety third Canvas Print $48.00
Honk if parts fall off Canvas Print $48.00
0.0 Running Sucks. Canvas Print $48.00
I have the right to remain silent i just don't have the ability Canvas Print $48.00
Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud. - White Canvas Print $48.00
Some people say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people. Canvas Print $48.00
It's all fun and games until someone divides by zero Canvas Print $48.00
Some people just need a high-five. In the head. With a chair. Canvas Print $48.00
I told my therapist about you. Canvas Print $48.00
When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. It’s difficult only for others. It’s the same when you’re stupid. Canvas Print $48.00
Yeah, no don't put me down for cardio Canvas Print $48.00
inconceivable - not what you think it means Canvas Print $48.00
Attempted Murder Canvas Print $48.00
I make beer disappear, what's your superpower? Canvas Print $48.00
re•cur•sion [ri-kur-zhuhn] n. See recursion. Canvas Print $48.00
I'm here because you broke something Canvas Print $48.00
Stay weird Canvas Print $48.00
The snuggle is real Canvas Print $48.00
Wicked Smaht Canvas Print $48.00
Respect the training, Honor the commitment, Cherish the results Canvas Print $48.00
Nevermind your "lab safety" I want superpowers Canvas Print $48.00
I'm not real smart but I can lift heavy things Canvas Print $48.00
Metaphors be with you Canvas Print $48.00
WOW look at me adulting all over the place Canvas Print $48.00
Low poly fox Canvas Print $48.00
AD HD Highway to Hey look a squirrel! Canvas Print $48.00
The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle. Canvas Print $48.00
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesomeness Canvas Print $48.00
Hmmmm... and yet another day has passed and I did not use algebra once. Very interesting. Canvas Print $48.00
Nosey little thing, aren't you? Canvas Print $48.00
Dumb as a bag of geologists Canvas Print $48.00
This is not a drill Canvas Print $48.00
Education is important cold beer is importanter Canvas Print $48.00
You can't choose your family but you can choose your therapist Canvas Print $48.00
Color blind problems Canvas Print $48.00
Trouble is my business and business is good Canvas Print $48.00
Suck it up buttercup Canvas Print $48.00
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm actually quite busy. Canvas Print $48.00
Can't get out of bed send help or waffles just send waffles Canvas Print $48.00
I have no symphony for people who use words incorrectly. Canvas Print $48.00
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really got on my nerves. Canvas Print $48.00
If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? Canvas Print $48.00
Cat puns freak meowt Canvas Print $48.00
Today is Tuesday Canvas Print $48.00
A haiku about getting out of bed Canvas Print $48.00
I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. Canvas Print $48.00
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Canvas Print $48.00
The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself "the doctor" now Canvas Print $48.00
inconceivable - not what you think it means - white Canvas Print $48.00
Se habla spanglish Canvas Print $48.00
0.0 I don't run.  Canvas Print $48.00
Egrets? I have a few Canvas Print $48.00
I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat Canvas Print $48.00
Hello darkness my old friend Canvas Print $48.00
That awkward moment when I caught you reading my shirt Canvas Print $48.00
I'm Latina I can't keep calm Canvas Print $48.00
Have your tribble spayed or neutered Canvas Print $48.00
Lighthouse World Canvas Print $54.00
Training for a marathon (on netflix) Canvas Print $48.00
No Hipsters. Er... Hamsters. Canvas Print $48.00
I've been thinking about it, and I just don't think that being an adult is going to work for me Canvas Print $48.00
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me Canvas Print $48.00
Words cannot express how much I don't care Canvas Print $48.00
Grasshopper Canvas Print $48.00
I speak fluent spanglish Canvas Print $48.00
It's not that difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart... one will see you later, the other will see you in a while Canvas Print $48.00
cycologie Canvas Print $48.00
Black tie Canvas Print $48.00
Short stuff Canvas Print $48.00
I'm not sure they have my dosage right Canvas Print $48.00
I'm hungry, but I'm not HUNGRY hungry Canvas Print $48.00
DAM Mothers against dyslexia Canvas Print $48.00
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy Canvas Print $48.00
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