Introverts unite we're here we're uncomfortable and we want to go home Greeting Card $2.40
Exercise... bacon. Greeting Card $2.40
The Sarcasm Foundation Greeting Card $2.40
The sarcasm is strong with this one Greeting Card $2.40
I have the right to remain silent i just don't have the ability Greeting Card $2.40
Some people just need a high-five. In the head. With a chair. Greeting Card $2.40
I have no symphony for people who use words incorrectly. Greeting Card $2.40
Not my circus, not my monkeys Greeting Card $2.40
WOW look at me adulting all over the place Greeting Card $2.40
This is not a drill Greeting Card $2.40
Low Rider Greeting Card $2.40
Don't skip leg day Greeting Card $2.40
The Element of Surprise Greeting Card $2.40
I'm just a Poe boy nobody loves me Greeting Card $2.40
Cycologist Greeting Card $2.40
Respect the training, Honor the commitment, Cherish the results Greeting Card $2.40
You can't choose your family but you can choose your therapist Greeting Card $2.40
Cat puns freak meowt Greeting Card $2.40
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really got on my nerves. Greeting Card $2.40
They’d be called F-shirts if our arms were on the same side. Greeting Card $2.40
I love animals (they're delicious) Greeting Card $2.40
I'm not a doctor, but I'm definitely qualified to go "Hmmmm..."  Greeting Card $2.40
Tact - Communication method used by those who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic Greeting Card $2.40
There are 7 billion people in the world. I can only tolerate like 6 of you. Greeting Card $2.40
Some people say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people. Greeting Card $2.40
When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. It’s difficult only for others. It’s the same when you’re stupid. Greeting Card $2.40
Stay weird Greeting Card $2.40
The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle. Greeting Card $2.40
I've been thinking about it, and I just don't think that being an adult is going to work for me Greeting Card $2.40
cycologie Greeting Card $2.40
Broken pencils are pointless Greeting Card $2.40
I get in this weird mood where I don't want to talk or be around anyone. I call this mood 'awake' Greeting Card $2.40
Think ...or thwim. Greeting Card $2.40
I'm only half ambidextrous Greeting Card $2.40
Lazy people fact #61943516458: You were too lazy to read that number Greeting Card $2.40
This whole grown-up thing has been fun, but I have to go now. Greeting Card $2.40
BFF - Be fat forever Greeting Card $2.40
I've been dieting all morning... Am i skinny yet?  Greeting Card $2.40
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now Greeting Card $2.40
Exclamation! Greeting Card $2.40
You can't please everyone you aren't pizza Greeting Card $2.40
Keeping the SASS alive Greeting Card $2.40
Squids don't have ankles Greeting Card $2.40
it isn't that i'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person Greeting Card $2.40
I like to party. And by party I mean take naps. Greeting Card $2.40
I have CDO It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order AS THEY SHOULD BE Greeting Card $2.40
(pun intended) Greeting Card $2.40
Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud.  Greeting Card $2.40
To err is human. To Arr is pirate. Greeting Card $2.40
If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable Greeting Card $2.40
26.2 (Oreos I can eat in one sitting) Greeting Card $2.40
Need coffee Greeting Card $2.40
Walk up to the club like what up! I have social anxiety and I want to go home Greeting Card $2.40
There's no place like 127.0.0.1 Greeting Card $2.40
One by one the penguins are slowly stealing my sanity Greeting Card $2.40
I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them Greeting Card $2.40
I'm hard to kidnap Greeting Card $2.40
13.1 My longest Netflix binge Greeting Card $2.40
Honk if parts fall off Greeting Card $2.40
Safety third Greeting Card $2.40
0.0 Running Sucks. Greeting Card $2.40
I make beer disappear, what's your superpower? Greeting Card $2.40
It's all fun and games until someone divides by zero Greeting Card $2.40
Your mom.  - Sigmund Freud. - White Greeting Card $2.40
I told my therapist about you. Greeting Card $2.40
inconceivable - not what you think it means Greeting Card $2.40
Yeah, no don't put me down for cardio Greeting Card $2.40
The snuggle is real Greeting Card $2.40
Attempted Murder Greeting Card $2.40
re•cur•sion [ri-kur-zhuhn] n. See recursion. Greeting Card $2.40
I'm here because you broke something Greeting Card $2.40
Wicked Smaht Greeting Card $2.40
Nevermind your "lab safety" I want superpowers Greeting Card $2.40
I'm not real smart but I can lift heavy things Greeting Card $2.40
Metaphors be with you Greeting Card $2.40
Low poly fox Greeting Card $2.40
Color blind problems Greeting Card $2.40
AD HD Highway to Hey look a squirrel! Greeting Card $2.40
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesomeness Greeting Card $2.40
Hmmmm... and yet another day has passed and I did not use algebra once. Very interesting. Greeting Card $2.40
Education is important cold beer is importanter Greeting Card $2.40
Nosey little thing, aren't you? Greeting Card $2.40
Dumb as a bag of geologists Greeting Card $2.40
Trouble is my business and business is good Greeting Card $2.40
Suck it up buttercup Greeting Card $2.40
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm actually quite busy. Greeting Card $2.40
Today is Tuesday Greeting Card $2.40
Can't get out of bed send help or waffles just send waffles Greeting Card $2.40
If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? Greeting Card $2.40
You all realize that I'm going to snap one day, right?  Greeting Card $2.40
A haiku about getting out of bed Greeting Card $2.40
I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. Greeting Card $2.40
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Greeting Card $2.40
Grasshopper Greeting Card $2.40
The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself "the doctor" now Greeting Card $2.40
inconceivable - not what you think it means - white Greeting Card $2.40
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