Celebrity Tulips

David Clarke

Joined March 2009

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Conversation overheard among some of the celeb tulips posing for the eager hordes of paparazzi at the Hong Kong Flower Show in March 2009:
Yellow tulip: “What a day, I’ve lost count of the number of Canon 1DS MkIIIs being pointed specifically at me. And those long, long f2.8 lenses, oh, gets a girl quite excited. Of course, I have the perfect complexion for close-ups.”
Red tulip: “Canon Spanon, dear, I’m a Nikon girl and my heart’s been captured by all the best models; there must be terabytes devoted to these perfect petals! Understandable of course, I mean, just look at these curves.”
Nearby pair of smaller red tulips: “Who does she think she’s kidding? I saw her growing up and I’d bet my stamens she had botox on those curves.”
Her friend: " Tulip tart doesn’t come close!"
Large white tulip: “Look, look everyone, a Hasselblad with a digital back, and it’s pointed straight at me! Oh, I wish he’d move around just a tad, I want to be sure he captures my best side.”
Yellow tulip closer to the photographers: “Don’t get your petals in a twist, dahling, you’re too round to have a best side, and anyway, I’m looking straight into his lens, it’s me he’s focussing on; you’re just part of the bokeh!”
Large white tulip: “I don’t want to be part of any bouquet…”
Yellow tulip: "Oh really, dahling, if you’re going to be a celeb, you’ve got to talk the talk. Honestly, the people one has to share a bed with these days. A Hasselblad… imagine, I can see myself now in the Country Life Spring Bloom edition, maybe even on the cover…

Canon 40D with 10-22mm lens at 10mm; ISO200 f10 1/250

Uploaded 19 April 2009
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