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Water Monkey 1932 and 1992 by Detnecs
Water Monkey 1932 and 1992 Unisex T-Shirt Front
+ 17 colors


  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt
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Water Monkey 1932 and 1992
Designed by Detnecs
Water Monkey 1932 and 1992 The Water Monkey is sensitive. He is easily hurt by the words or actions of others. To compensate, these Monkeys usually wear a poker face, rarely sharing their emotions or feelings with others. With luck and attention to detail they can be quite successful. However, when they become distracted, Water Monkeys waste time with gossip or meddlesome activities. Monkeys are the most promiscuous. They are shamelessly flirtatious and seek the constant physical attention of others. They bore easily and must be stimulated intellectually and physically in order to remain in a relationship for any extended period of time. The Monkey can be clever, mischievous and very manipulative when seeking a love interest. As would be expected Monkeys are intense, sensual lovers. They tease or charm someone in a matter of seconds. They entertain their lovers with their sense of humor and their remarkable ability to captivate a crowd. As unlikely as it seems when the Monkey decides on a mate, it is likely to be forever. A Monkey’s best love interest is lighthearted and open-minded. Lovers that are too serious or overly sensitive will soon lose the Monkey's interest.. In matters of Love the Monkey fares best with the Rat, Tiger, Pig, Sheep, and other Monkeys. Expect conflict with the Rabbit, Snake and Cock or Rooster, Horses are best kept as close friends not lovers. Metal signs will collect Water; Water Signs will nourish Wood signs and quench Fire Signs. Water signs will be absorbed by Earth signs. With just these few simple concepts the Water Monkey can seek the partner of their greatest compatibility In short marry a Metal Rat, Tiger, Sheep or Pig Avoid the Earth Cock. Monkeys can run circles around other people with ease. They are above all things curious and clever people who catch on quickly to most anything. Monkey people accomplish any given task. They appreciate difficult or challenging work; they seek situations that stimulates their mind and forces them to think. Monkey Years are ninth in the Chinese astrological cycle following the Sheep Years, and recur every twelfth year. Though the starting day of the new year may vary the majority of people born in the years 1908. 1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992 and 2004 are Monkeys. Monkeys are fun-loving people who really enjoy a good time with almost anyone. They love practical jokes and like to play tricks on friends, coworkers and colleagues. Monkeys will stir up trouble simply out of boredom, which is often more hurtful than they intended. When they do cause trouble, they expect others to understand it was a joke and deal with the consequences on their own. Monkeys can be nosy, others call them interested. Although gifted with a strong intellect, creativity and intuition are nor their strong suite. The Chinese name for monkey is HOU, the sign of imagination. Their month is August and as such their western astrological counterpart is Leo. The monkey is Imaginative, responsible, humorous, witty, curious, clever and occasionally sneaky, The Chinese lunar calendar is considered to be the longest chronological record of time, dating back to 2637 BC when the zodiac was first introduced. Each Chinese lunar year is represented by an animal sign. Lord Buddha realizing he was about to reach the final level of enlightenment requested a meeting with all the animals of the world so he could bless them. Only twelve animals responded. In recognition of their devotion, Lord Buddha then named each year of the twelve-year cycle in their honor. Each year is named according to the order in which the animals appeared before him. For centuries this system of five basic elements and twelve personality types has been used to help compatible couples find happiness and marital bliss. In the past matching was usually done by a village matchmaker. It is my intention to combine this ancient system of finding love with the modern internet. Millions of people use internet matchmaking sites only to find matches half way around the world. For a fraction of the price, you can buy your personalizes Chinese astrology shirt and the shirts of those best suited for you and start to wear them. Who knows a Fire Rabbit may just walk up to you and say "I have been looking for you all my life" Or you may be wearing a Water Tiger shirt and someone absolutely perfect says, "Hey that's my sign" So let my grand social experiment begin
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Water Monkey 1932 and 1992 by Detnecs