An IT related play off of the popular “Keep Calm and Carry On” meme. A mechanism used by Windows to isolate code executed by one program accessing another, COM Surrogate rarely feels any love. Often un-noticed, this background feature was a major improvement following the XP days. Granted, plenty of COM Surrogate errors are documented, we are sure to see continued improvements in later editions of Windows. Because of these errors, IT nerds often workaround a COM Surrogate error by disabling Data Execution Prevention for the faulty application. As long as you trust the faulty application and don’t disable DEP permanently, COM Surrogate will assist in the security and stability of your Windows OS.

When Equipped:
+2 Intelligence, +1 Wisdom
Immune to Java memory leaks.