Party preparations....!

The Cat came home today with slightly more booze than usual (even by her standards) … not the odd extra bottle, you understand, but crates and crates. “Just the essentials!” she told me – as the men began unloading the stuff into the cellar.

The Cat has excellent man management skills, as the workmen started to flag with the effort, the Cat would flash a stocking top, or leant forward to pick something off a low table and show a snapshot of her perfect breasts – such promises seemed to quicken the pace, particularly down and up the cellar steps (but the langiud pace through the hall, where the Cat sat cross legged on the chaise longue, pouting and filing her nails, often slowed to the point where I wondered if the poor fellows had been caught on a slow motion movie camera) – there was near disaster, however, when a feigned attempt, by the Cat, to tie a shoelace on her six inch heeled brogues, revealed more than the intended white lace trim of her silk knickers – the vintner only just manged to keep his footing, and avoid popping his cork, along with the crate of Dom Perignon 1999 he clung to in his sweating hands.

Rather than recoil from her over exhuberance, a satisfied smile grew on the Cat’s ruby lips – she glanced at me and gave a knowing wink! “We’re having a party!” she announced …… " tomorrow night!"… and with that she slipped her dress off her shoulders, and sashayed down the long corridor to the library – perfectly silhouetted by low winter sun beaming through the arch of the long window – as she reached the door she turned – stepped out of what little she had left on, and beckoned me with her long, and perfectly manicured fingernail………

Party preparations....!


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