My first kiss was a yucky experience.....

My first kiss with a girl of my own age was a horrendous affair, and one that I can now recall with a smile on my face. But at the time, it was just awful!

I was in Year 9, and about 14, and had never kissed a girl. However, this somewhat chubby and rotund fem fatale named Wendy had apparently developed a crush on me, and asked to meet me after school. But I somewhat nervously explained it would not be possible because I was having a haircut.

Unwisely, and not understanding the devious female mind, I mentioned the barber to whom I entrusted my hair.

On the appointed day, as I sat in the barber’s chair after school, I saw in the mirror Wendy’s smiling face as she drifted in and sat patiently waiting for my cut to finish.

As we left, she offered to ride home with me – we both had bicycles – and this really made me nervous, for neither of my parents would be home from work until about until six o’clock.

We arrived at my home at about 4.45 pm, and Wendy suggested we listen to music.

I took her up to the lounge and put on one of my parents’ records – Pal Joey – as she sat on a couch. As the music started, she beckoned me to her side so I sat next to her. She had this dreamy look in her eyes for about five minutes, and then grabbed me in a headlock – dragging my face to hers and kissing me almost savagely.

“Fuck!” I thought, as her tongue speared lovingly into my mouth. “What the hell!”

I had never been tongue kissed before. It was eerie….nasty, and just plain shocking! As her tongue swirled about my mouth she grabbed my hand and tried to thrust it into her school blouse – Wendy had enormous tits for her age.

It was too much for me… I leapt to my feet, stared at her in utter horror – probably thinking I had already made her pregnant – muttered apologies and limply claimed I had homework to do.

Wendy just sighed and left.

I saw her infrequently after that. She had probably revised her thoughts on me, and had found another more energetic and experienced lover…..

My first kiss was a yucky experience.....

John Mitchell

Kyneton, Australia

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My first kiss with a girl of my own age was a horrendous affair, and one that I can now recall with a smile on my face. But at the time, it was just awful!

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