Bournemouth, United Kingdom

I have always been drawing, writing, painting, in various ways and forms since I was little; with interests in all sorts of media-...

Dear Trees

Dear trees,

I would hugely appreciate it if you could all stop pollinating sometime soon.
I understand that you are only following your innate biological imperative to continue your species, but I seem to be deepthroating most of it directly into my alveoli.

This form of cross-species bukkake is not enjoyable for me.

If you would perhaps try to “fire” in a different direction, or perhaps spread it throughout the year rather than all of your synchronising your happy endings to pop in the middle of June, that would be fantastic.

In the end you are only hurting yourselves; the amount of paper tissues I go through in June to blow my nose and cover my mouth when I cough is probably enough to forest a small island.

I appreciate your time and please note that I have sent this message by email instead of writing it on paper.

Yours Faithfully,

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