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  • Solid colors are 100% preshrunk cotton, heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester, denim heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (180gsm) heavyweight
  • Classic, generous, boxy fit
  • Double-needle hems and neck band for durability
  • Ethically sourced


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Absolute Beast (dark text)
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"Do you even lift bro?" is not a question you get asked when you are an Absolute Beast. (Even if someone was clueless and wanted to ask anyway, they'd be too intimidated by all of your cultivated mass to summon the courage.)

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Absolute Beast (dark text) by DamnAssFunny