Alternate laws that Murphy missed...

You will always find something in the last place you look! (Why don’t we go there first?)

In order to get a loan, you must prove that you don’t need it in the first place! (so why bother?)

The “Golden Rule”… whoever has the gold makes the rules! (Please give me some G-O-L-D)

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points! (So why bother in the first place?… just go with the flow!)

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it! (Surely, I’m in for it!)

Leakproof seals… will! (What about sea lions? Will they leak too?)

The other line always moves faster! (So jump on and then it will change to the other! mmm!!!)

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly! (so get him to sneek up from behind!)

Self starters… won’t! (So why is that one of the chief statements in our CV’s?)

There’s never a time to do it right, but there’s always time to do it over! (time and time again! … please give me more time!)

No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you’ve bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper! (So phantom shop for just one more day!!!)

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you ever thought possible (so why not bite the bullet and go and get another one straight away!)

You remember that you forgot to take out the rubbish bin when the garbage truck is two doors past your driveway! (So just move house before the run next week!)

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening! (Woopee!)

Everyone has a scheme or plan for getting rich that will not work! (so why waste your time?)

If anything jams… force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway! (Just throw it away and go straight to the shops!.. PS… Go window shopping first!)

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday! (So stop worrying… I’ve heard the rumour that tommorow never comes!)

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