wittle archie ( the missing lace )

hi my name is wittle archie im jusht shevan years old and im from a small village called sauchie in clackmannanshire scotland uk ..

today im going to tell you all about my big brother daniel..his new sports shoes and the missing lace

daniels a bit of a rough kid ,scuffy i call him, sometimes when he comes home from school or just playing outside he always comes in with his shoes looking like they need put in the bin.scuffed all over, torn, split , or the under soul hanging off and whaaaaaaaaaaaat aaaaaaaaa stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink ha ha smelly feet…one day daniel came home from football..loooooooook mum, my shoes are done for, whadaya mean done for daniel ,mummy would say..looooooooooook at them theyre all torn and ugly and everyones laughing at me. awwwwwww thats a shame cmere she said ,come have a mummy hug ( yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk ) i hate mummy hugs ha ha they’re for girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrls…mummy said dont you worry we’ll just have to get you a new pair in the morning…next morning off we all went shopping to find daniel a new pair of shoes….what about those ones daniel ,mummy asked.. nahhhhhhhh they’re horrid you wouldnt see me dead in them mummy..what about these ones then daniel..awwww cmone mum they look like something grandad would wear where’s your taste…mummy laughed..oh daniel your some cake she said ( yummmmmmmmmm i love cakes mmmmm ) anyway we did’nt find any shoes for daniel in the first shop, so we went around some more, it was the same thing in every shop, he didnt like anything..jeeeeeesh this was taking forever. daniels worse than a girl…bad for a lad …mummy said ok daniel just what is it that you want because we’ve been to just about every shop in the town and we cant find you anything..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, then it came out…i want new shoes likeeeee ..that boy over their. where ,their, him ,who, their, theres another guy with the same ones on again, where, just went on that bus ,ha ha mum wa looking around everywhere she was going off her head..over their mum look look heres a boy with a pair on coming towards us..wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere daniel where ha ha ha i guess mummy could have pulled all her hair out and screamed her head off..i thought it was funny even though i was bored to tears…..have you seen the shoes that you want anywhere daniel, tell me now. this is wasting so much time..yes daniel said. i saw them in the first shop that we went to..mummy shook her head…whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat , are you playing games with me daniel. n-n-n-no mummy he said…mummy grabbed him by the hand and me as well and dragged us both back to the first shop we went to…hmmmmmmm …..we passed all the sweet shops mmmmmmmmmmm yum….but we didnt get any…ok daniel mummy said. show.me.the.shoes.that.you.want.daniel…emmmmm ummm those ones up their mummy..yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr joking she said loooooooooooooook at the price on them..well em thats why i didnt want to say anything to you mummy because of the price .awwww i dont know daniel, mummy said, let me think for a minute.working out money in her head and how she could afford them…why do you want them ones daniel and not the cheaper ones..because thats the fashion mummy and all my friend have them at school and football and everybodys wearing them everywhere loook loook theres a boy just walked past the window of the shop with a pair on just now…hmmmmmmmmmm ok ok. then lets get you a pair yaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee daniel was happy.i was happy and mummy was happy i think.mummy said yes but this will cost you dearly …eh! what! hmmmmm! what do you mean mummy! he said..ohhhhhhh washing up hoovering dusting seperating the rubbish that can be recycled..ha ha this was fun listening to this…so daniel got his new shoes…white sports shoes with red stripes along the sides and smarrrrrrrrrrrrrt as anything..i was jealous….now he looked as kool as all the other kids his age…on the way home mummy stopped in at a sweety shop mmmmmmm yummm and bought me some sweets…she didnt get daniel anything because he just got really expensive sports shoes…but he said he was’nt too bothered, but i shared mines with him,coz he’s my bestest biggest brother in the whole wide world especially when we dont fight….daniel could’nt wait to get home so that he could put on his new sports shoes and show all his friends..as quick as we got in he was out…but not for looooooooooong. this is really funny..daniel came in from being out and walked right in to the living area and sat with his head in his hands sulking…whats wrong daniel, mummy said..hmmmmmmmm nothing. cmone daniel i know you much better than you think .theres something wrong so what is it….do you need another mummy hug ( yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk i hate mummy hugs ha ha ) daniel said noooo i dont need a mummy hug..so whats wrong then, tell me..daniel came clean…still sitting with his head in his hands and almost crying .its my new shoes, ive ive ive lost my lace…mummy laughed so thats whats wrong with you..yeahhhhhhh said daniel..awwwwwwwwwww you poor soul .mummy hugged him anyways…you didnt loose your lace daniel she said..you were in so much of a hurry to get out and show all your friends your new sports shoes ,you forgot to put the lace in your other shoe ha ha ha…sooooo thats the story of my brother daniel his new sports shoes and the missing lace ha ha ha..make sure you lace up both your new shoes before you go out next time you get a new pair..
till next time you all take care lots of love wittle archie

wittle archie ( the missing lace )


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