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  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.
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Designed by Cr33g
Don't you just hate not being in first place? Even more so, don't you just hate being way at the back? Wouldn't it be nice to throw something at the racer in first place, throwing something that'll not only explode but will literally home in on them? Well, that's what the almighty and terrifying blue turtle shell is for! Best of all, once it hits, the first place racer will most likely fall behind and they won't even realise it was you! Glee! Drawn by hand before being imported into Adobe Illustrator for digital enhancement, express your vengeance to the first place racer with two, beautiful words.
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Unisex T-Shirt

"YOU'RE F***ED" by Cr33g