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  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.
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I'm Not Short, I'm of Adjustable Height!
Designed by CoolCatDesigns
Short girls are actually the lucky ones, with the help of fashionable high heel shoes, it's best to think of their height as adjustable. This stylish tshirt is a great item to empower the beautiful vertically-efficient ladies who only start at a certain height, but can change it whenever they want, and as much as they want and as often as they want. Do you have a sister, girl-friend (or girlfriend), a mother, an aunt, a wife or fiancee that was always picked last at basketball draft? Buy them this tee as a gift for their birthday, anniversary, engagement or bachelorette party!
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Unisex T-Shirt

I'm Not Short, I'm of Adjustable Height! by CoolCatDesigns